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Decisions, Decisions…

I’m overselling this somewhat, as it’s not really a huge decision. Though it could have been. It’s Intern Application time!

In overview for the uninitiated, becoming a registered and fully qualified medical doctor goes a little something like this: Graduate – Intern Year – Resident Year – Registrar (Specialty Training) – X Years Later Qualify as Consultant. Where X is a variable according to chosen specialty training program structure, individual preferences, and clearing of assessment hurdles.

It’s a little more complex than I paint it, but that’s more or less it.

Medical graduates across Australia for the 2013 internship year will exceed the available intern positions. This is exceptionally bad news for our overseas students, who may miss out on a position both here and in their home country. Most states are guaranteeing Australian graduates of the state’s medical schools priority in position allocation, so there is a strong incentive for me to stay in my home state.

The Girl is keen to stay put, in our house, in our home of 3.5 years, in the town we have both grown to love. She’s looking to start a business in the next few months, and we both have great friends here. Our geriatric menagerie is also a factor in any decision to move. We are all happy here.

And so it is that the local hospital network will be my first choice for internship, and being a regional network, the chances are good that I’ll get my first choice. I have no desire whatsoever to go back to the city. The downside is that I’ll be able to do a maximum of only two from five rotations in the hospital here in town, so I’ll spend most of the year commuting. We’re going to practice for that next semester, when I’ll be doing my pre-internship (PRINT) and elective terms at the mothership hospital.

Decision made, all I have to do now is finish filling in the 3,000 pages of application forms… oh yeah and… pass the exams.

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It Depends on Your Definition…

In my ongoing quest to bring the world helpful explanations about medical stuff, mostly the meaning of certain medical terms, I’ve been paying extra special attention to the different classifications of the common symptom of ‘Pain’. Here, for your education and my general catharsis, are excerpts from two memorable consultations I have had during my General Practice placement.

Me: Can you describe the pain?
Mrs Payne: Well, it’s a paining pain.
Me: So… is it like an ache, or a burn? Or maybe a stabbing pain?
Mrs Payne: No, it really is just a paining pain… You know, it just pains.

I know, it’s a paining pain.

Me: So, this pain in your legs, can you describe it for me?
Mrs Akers: Oh, it’s not a pain.
Me: Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you said you had a pain in your legs?
Mrs Akers: No, no, it’s not a pain, it’s an ache.

Definitely not a paining pain, then.

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The Numbers

From Home to General Practice Placement:

Total Distance (each way): 31.9km
Times per Week: 2
Speed Zones, Outbound Journey: 50 – 70 – 60 – 100 – 90 – 100 – 60 – 80 – 50
Speed Zones, Homeward Journey: 50 – 80 – 60 – 100 – 90 – 100 – 60 – 70 – 50
Speed Cameras (Fixed): 3
Traffic Lights: 7
Average Red Lights on Arrival: 6
Roundabouts: 2
Golf Courses: 2
Cow Crossings: 2
Cow Crossing Delays Experienced: 0
Rail Crossings: 1
Rail Crossing Delays Experienced: 2
Rail Crossing Delay Duration: 11mins / 8mins
Bridges Crossed: 3
Properties for Sale: 14
Wineries: 2
Winery Delays Experienced: 0
Factories: 2
Smokestacks (Gas Flame): 1
Hitchhikers: 1
Hitchhiker Sightings: 3 (Same Guy)
Minimum Journey Time: 24mins
Maximum Journey Time: 49mins
Early/On Time/Late Arrival (%, est): 30/40/30
Maximum Ground Speed Attained: Fine Exceeds Boyish Desire To Tell
Times Speed Limit Unconsciously Exceeded by Maximal Amount: 1
Times Rihanna’s S.O.S Unconsciously Played On Loop, Single Journey: 11
Total Distance Driven for GP Placement, Phase 3: 2424.4km

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